You know who's sexy? James Iha. Ex-Smashing Pumpkins. Billy Corgan's not bad either...
In a tormented way, but you know that's what I like.
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Wheee!! Before I saw the Yakuza, I bought three CDs. Best of the Smashing Pumpkins, The Cure Greatest Hits and Placebo (self-titled). Sooo happy. Right now I'm listening to the Placebo. Funfun.
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So, I'm in the supermarket, looking for my dad. All of a sudden-- I see this guy in a suit. He's oriental, with his hair slicked back. This other guy, also Asian and in a suit, calls him something-san and they start speaking in Japanese. The first guy speaks with no accent, the other one has a slight lisp and pronounces the Rs and SHs the chinese way. So the first guy's Japanese and the other is Chinese. Then the Japanese guy brushes away his coat and you can see the bulge in his pants. I'm thinking, whoooa, someone's happy. But then I see a handle sticking out of his pocket and I realize--it's a gun. And the other guy has one, too. So NOW I'm thinking, huh. A Japanese guy in a suit with a gun. And THAT's the story of how I saw a Yakuza.

Weird.
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